Hive Talker Gifts

"Wow, you're from Beehive 22! Your Queen features a lot in the gossip magazines..."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

Bumble Bee

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Comb Sweet Comb

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Now, let your inner ‘bad dog’ answer the question ..."

Bee Chess

"You know what the Serengeti lacks?—Decent deserts."

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

'I knew the day would come when we'd regret moving next door to a genetic research facility.'

"All our workers are working from home today."

"I asked for a Hexagon and you built me a pentagon - of course you cut corners!"

Quilting Bee.

'Of course, they're healthy - they listen to me far better than my patients do.'

'Being the Queen is not such a glamorous job: Basically, I'm a baby-making machine...'

'We HAVE to hire a nanny.'

Bee hives to let.

'Actually I have just one bee at the moment...'

"Oh believe me, I know full well the importance of nutrition: If I had been fed more Royal Jelly, I would be a queen now..."

'Humans are really worried about us leaving. They're offering us tax incentives to stay.'

'I've been experiencing a lot of deja moo.'

'He's not here.He's out on a sting operation.'

"So, sniffed any interesting butts lately?"

"Was that me or did the oven buzzer go off?"

'I think we're starting sex education too early.'

Man talking to a tree.

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

"John, the bees go on the outside."