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"Wow, you're from Beehive 22! Your Queen features a lot in the gossip magazines..."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

Bumble Bee

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

"You know what the Serengeti lacks?—Decent deserts."

Bee Chess

"Now, let your inner ‘bad dog’ answer the question ..."

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

"All our workers are working from home today."

'I knew the day would come when we'd regret moving next door to a genetic research facility.'

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

'Actually I have just one bee at the moment...'

Quilting Bee.

"I asked for a Hexagon and you built me a pentagon - of course you cut corners!"

'Of course, they're healthy - they listen to me far better than my patients do.'

'Being the Queen is not such a glamorous job: Basically, I'm a baby-making machine...'

'We HAVE to hire a nanny.'

Bee hives to let.

"Oh believe me, I know full well the importance of nutrition: If I had been fed more Royal Jelly, I would be a queen now..."

'Humans are really worried about us leaving. They're offering us tax incentives to stay.'

"Was that me or did the oven buzzer go off?"

Man talking to a tree.

'He's not here.He's out on a sting operation.'

'I think we're starting sex education too early.'

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

"So, sniffed any interesting butts lately?"

"John, the bees go on the outside."

"I don't care if it's his new year, that's my honey!"