Hive Thinkers T-Shirts

"It's so confusing! Explain to us again when we have to swarm and when we have to make a beeline..."

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

Bumble Bee

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

Bee Chess

"All our workers are working from home today."

The End of the Worker Bees

Mother's Day at the Hive

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

Worker Bee of the Month

"I asked for a Hexagon and you built me a pentagon - of course you cut corners!"

'We HAVE to hire a nanny.'

"Oh believe me, I know full well the importance of nutrition: If I had been fed more Royal Jelly, I would be a queen now..."

"Was that me or did the oven buzzer go off?"

"You think you have it bad? I look like this and I don't know anything about technology."

"So much for that publicity stunt."

'Will you watch out! You're swarming in my way!'

Bob has natural animal magnetism.

"Wow, you're from Beehive 22! Your Queen features a lot in the gossip magazines..."

Ace Apartments: Absolutely NO beekeeping!

"You can't just work all the time, you need to find a hobby..."

"Oh, this isn't good. . ."

'As for me, I've given up on any illusion of ever having children... Look at the odds: There's only one Queen...'

Bee keeper repairing his hat.

"If he's so smart, why does he have to sell his sperm?"

'The stupidity of your actions are directly proportional to the number of bees swarming.'

"No wonder we never achieve anything. All we ever do is ruminate!"

"If the universe wanted us to be productive it wouldn't have given us social media."

'I think I'll get out of the crazy stock market and invest in something secure, something like bee keeping.'

"He's a chess champion. . . but he has a checkered past."

'Living in the hive isn't so bad, except that the Queen can be a real stickler for compliance.'