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'As for me, I've given up on any illusion of ever having children... Look at the odds: There's only one Queen...'

Bumble Bee

Comb Sweet Comb

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

Bee Chess

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

"All our workers are working from home today."

The End of the Worker Bees

Beekeeping 101

'I guess the transplant went ok - I just got a love letter from my new liver!'

Mother's Day at the Hive

Worker Bee of the Month

Rooms for Rent - No Larvae.

'We HAVE to hire a nanny.'

Quilting Bee.

"I asked for a Hexagon and you built me a pentagon - of course you cut corners!"

"Oh believe me, I know full well the importance of nutrition: If I had been fed more Royal Jelly, I would be a queen now..."

'It says, the higher a man's I.Q., the longer he's a virgin... well, bud... here's your Nobel Prize nomination!'

"Was that me or did the oven buzzer go off?"

'Will you watch out! You're swarming in my way!'

"It's so confusing! Explain to us again when we have to swarm and when we have to make a beeline..."

"Wow, you're from Beehive 22! Your Queen features a lot in the gossip magazines..."

Bob has natural animal magnetism.

"You can't just work all the time, you need to find a hobby..."

Sorry, Bob, but the hive voted to go with Barb's blueprint again this year.

"Oh, this isn't good. . ."

Ace Apartments: Absolutely NO beekeeping!

Bee keeper repairing his hat.

'Yes Ma'am, I do pick up unwanted hives.'

'I think I'll get out of the crazy stock market and invest in something secure, something like bee keeping.'

'The stupidity of your actions are directly proportional to the number of bees swarming.'

I'm tired of working in a cubicle!

'Living in the hive isn't so bad, except that the Queen can be a real stickler for compliance.'