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"Oh, this isn't good. . ."

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

Bumble Bee

Comb Sweet Comb

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

Bee Chess

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

"All our workers are working from home today."

Beekeeping 101

'I guess the transplant went ok - I just got a love letter from my new liver!'

Mother's Day at the Hive

"I asked for a Hexagon and you built me a pentagon - of course you cut corners!"

'We HAVE to hire a nanny.'

Quilting Bee.

Rooms for Rent - No Larvae.

"Oh believe me, I know full well the importance of nutrition: If I had been fed more Royal Jelly, I would be a queen now..."

"Was that me or did the oven buzzer go off?"

The end is near! There's one crazy lemming in every crowd, isn't there?

"It's so confusing! Explain to us again when we have to swarm and when we have to make a beeline..."

"Wow, you're from Beehive 22! Your Queen features a lot in the gossip magazines..."

'Will you watch out! You're swarming in my way!'

Bob has natural animal magnetism.

'As for me, I've given up on any illusion of ever having children... Look at the odds: There's only one Queen...'

Ace Apartments: Absolutely NO beekeeping!

Sorry, Bob, but the hive voted to go with Barb's blueprint again this year.

Bee keeper repairing his hat.

'I think I'll get out of the crazy stock market and invest in something secure, something like bee keeping.'

'The stupidity of your actions are directly proportional to the number of bees swarming.'

"No wonder we never achieve anything. All we ever do is ruminate!"

A bee keeper trying to sleep counts bees jumping over a fence.

I'm tired of working in a cubicle!

'Living in the hive isn't so bad, except that the Queen can be a real stickler for compliance.'

"Royal jelly again!! I'm so sick of royal jelly..."

'There's no honey because the bees aren't home...'