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Bee Chess

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

Bumble Bee

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

"All our workers are working from home today."

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

"I asked for a Hexagon and you built me a pentagon - of course you cut corners!"

'We HAVE to hire a nanny.'

Cutting down the Brain

"Oh believe me, I know full well the importance of nutrition: If I had been fed more Royal Jelly, I would be a queen now..."

"You think you have it bad? I look like this and I don't know anything about technology."

"Was that me or did the oven buzzer go off?"

"At least you have a tree."

"It's so confusing! Explain to us again when we have to swarm and when we have to make a beeline..."

"Wow, you're from Beehive 22! Your Queen features a lot in the gossip magazines..."

'Will you watch out! You're swarming in my way!'

"Oh, this isn't good. . ."

'Pig flu??!'

Ace Apartments: Absolutely NO beekeeping!

"You've given me a lot to think about the next time my phone isn't working."

"Oh, he's in the shed musing on the differences between algorithms and memes."

'As for me, I've given up on any illusion of ever having children... Look at the odds: There's only one Queen...'

Bee keeper repairing his hat.

"If he's so smart, why does he have to sell his sperm?"

Extended Stay.

"So here we see how Covid-19 is also damaging the brain."

Thailand legalizes same sex marriage

Umbrella.

'The stupidity of your actions are directly proportional to the number of bees swarming.'

"No wonder we never achieve anything. All we ever do is ruminate!"

"If the universe wanted us to be productive it wouldn't have given us social media."

"He's a chess champion. . . but he has a checkered past."

'You know what... Put that on my bank account!'