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'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

Bumble Bee

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"Works every time."

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

Bee Chess

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

"All our workers are working from home today."

"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."

'Ok...on the count of three, we evolve into piranha.'

"I've simplified our work process!"

"I asked for a Hexagon and you built me a pentagon - of course you cut corners!"

'Right, you peck his left paw, I'll go for the right one.'

"Oh believe me, I know full well the importance of nutrition: If I had been fed more Royal Jelly, I would be a queen now..."

'Go ahead and laugh! But I haven't had a mosquito near me in years.'

Cheese robot-squad.

"Any cocktail can be a shrimp cocktail if you just set your mind to it, and if you carry lots of loose shrimp in your pocket."

"Wow, you're from Beehive 22! Your Queen features a lot in the gossip magazines..."

"Try nibblin' through that, you little tree rat!"

'It's gotta be a trap.'

"As you can see, our scientists are busy working on retaliation."

A lady wants a higher fence to protect her man from the neighbour.

"It's so confusing! Explain to us again when we have to swarm and when we have to make a beeline..."

'It's too dangerous now, let's just wait until he is alseep...'

"I know I've asked this before, but are you sure it's 'paper cuts scissors'?"

"It's amazing what you can buy online."

'Modern technology being what it is, there's a good chance it won't work anyway.'

Bee keeper repairing his hat.

"I think you want Koreans advice"

'I think I'll get out of the crazy stock market and invest in something secure, something like bee keeping.'

'The stupidity of your actions are directly proportional to the number of bees swarming.'

A ghost visits a man in a prison cell

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