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"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

Bob has natural animal magnetism.

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Bumble Bee

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"Relax. They're just crows."

You will always find a spot to garden

'The theater better put on good shows this fall, because we're having a bumper tomato crop.'

Beware of the Undergrowth.

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

Pumpkin Time!

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

Food Prices and the Ukraine War

"All our workers are working from home today."

Beekeeping 101

Mother's Day at the Hive

"I asked for a Hexagon and you built me a pentagon - of course you cut corners!"

Rooms for Rent - No Larvae.

Picked On

"Oh believe me, I know full well the importance of nutrition: If I had been fed more Royal Jelly, I would be a queen now..."

"Was that me or did the oven buzzer go off?"

"We think it's terribly important that you meet the people responsible for the food you're eating tonight."

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

'Should we upgrade the levees or just go hydroponic?'

Examine stored vegetables and throw out those which show signs of rotting.

"Wow, you're from Beehive 22! Your Queen features a lot in the gossip magazines..."

'Will you watch out! You're swarming in my way!'

'Yes, those were grown with love. Now, these here, on the other hand, were grown with a love gone wrong.'

"The middle of nowhere was too dead for us, so we moved her to the outskirts of nowhere where there's a lot more going on!"

Organic Farming and Genetic Farming

Cornucopia

'Your feet are killing me!'