Hive Homemaker T-Shirts

'We HAVE to hire a nanny.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

Hungry child

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Bumble Bee

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"I had to skip my workout."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

Comb Sweet Comb

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

Moving in

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

Well, what did you expect on the mother ship?

Amy Sedaris

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

Search for Missing Socks

Those missing socks...where do they go?

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

'You're not supposed to use fabric softener on ARMOR!'

'That's the last time I fluff up a nest.'

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

"All our workers are working from home today."

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

"You've got termites."

Housewife with her toddler hooked on the end of the mop.