Hive Homemaker Mugs

'We HAVE to hire a nanny.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

Hungry child

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Bumble Bee

"I had to skip my workout."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

Moving in

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

Amy Sedaris

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

Search for Missing Socks

Those missing socks...where do they go?

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

'That's the last time I fluff up a nest.'

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

'You're not supposed to use fabric softener on ARMOR!'

"All our workers are working from home today."

"You've got termites."

Housewife with her toddler hooked on the end of the mop.

'Work, school, soccer, shopping, aside from the occassional girl's night out, today's Mom doesn't have time to sit picking ticks and fleas.'