Inventive Homemaker Mugs

Breakfast in Bed for Housewife

Domestic Superheroes!!

Painting by the numbers for adults

Hungry child

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"I had to skip my workout."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

Moving in

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

Amy Sedaris

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

Search for Missing Socks

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

'You're not supposed to use fabric softener on ARMOR!'

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

'That's the last time I fluff up a nest.'

'This fish looked bored so we installed a rec room below their tank.'

Housewife with her toddler hooked on the end of the mop.

'Work, school, soccer, shopping, aside from the occassional girl's night out, today's Mom doesn't have time to sit picking ticks and fleas.'

"It was one of the things they kept after selling the ski resort."