Hive Member Mugs

'As for me, I've given up on any illusion of ever having children... Look at the odds: There's only one Queen...'

Bumble Bee

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

Bee Chess

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

"All our workers are working from home today."

The End of the Worker Bees

Beekeeping 101

'I guess the transplant went ok - I just got a love letter from my new liver!'

Mother's Day at the Hive

Worker Bee of the Month

'We HAVE to hire a nanny.'

"I asked for a Hexagon and you built me a pentagon - of course you cut corners!"

Quilting Bee.

"Oh believe me, I know full well the importance of nutrition: If I had been fed more Royal Jelly, I would be a queen now..."

"Was that me or did the oven buzzer go off?"

'It says, the higher a man's I.Q., the longer he's a virgin... well, bud... here's your Nobel Prize nomination!'

Bob has natural animal magnetism.

'Will you watch out! You're swarming in my way!'

"It's so confusing! Explain to us again when we have to swarm and when we have to make a beeline..."

"Wow, you're from Beehive 22! Your Queen features a lot in the gossip magazines..."

"You can't just work all the time, you need to find a hobby..."

Ace Apartments: Absolutely NO beekeeping!

"Oh, this isn't good. . ."

Bee keeper repairing his hat.

'The stupidity of your actions are directly proportional to the number of bees swarming.'

'Yes Ma'am, I do pick up unwanted hives.'

'I think I'll get out of the crazy stock market and invest in something secure, something like bee keeping.'

'Living in the hive isn't so bad, except that the Queen can be a real stickler for compliance.'

A bee keeper trying to sleep counts bees jumping over a fence.