Hive Humorist Mugs

'Will you watch out! You're swarming in my way!'

'There's no honey because the bees aren't home...'

"Was that me or did the oven buzzer go off?"

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Yard Sale

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

Moo! OOM!

"Apple harvest."

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

'Beware you don't trip over him!'

The Sensitive Dude.

'Smith, where exactly did you get your experience in 'Hedge Fund Management'?'

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

'She let the bedbugs bite.'

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

"If you hurry, you can make the matinée."

Carpet Cows

'Classic literature for D.I.Y. haters'

Grass: We lost some good men today!

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

'Your left ventricle doesn't know what your right ventricle is doing.'

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

'Extreme acupuncture.'

Suddenly, the line went dead.

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

The Cud Food Guide

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

Hiker's right of way.