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'I am glad I never caught any rabbits! I've been living off the royalties ever since!'

'That was fun!'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Cat in Tree.

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"What about the five that fell through?"

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

Lasso

Zdeno Chara

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Litter.

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

"Are the hot dogs the burned ones or the really burned ones?"

What's a Texas Tommy? A hot dog stuffed with cheese and wrapped in bacon. Little Pete's Sounds great. Does it come with anything? A coronary.

Bingo's Time Out - Part Four

"Gracie, would you like to live in jar?"

Guide Dogs

Goalie Wall.

Working in recovery of Hurricane

You look like a team player. I like that!

T-Rex: the Best Hockey Goalie

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

I love hockey!

Mat Trick

Princess Anne

Canadian Jesus

'I smell anal glands!'

'The two most depressing comments one can hear...'

"This is a tough hockey league. I'm just the team's webmaster."

Hardly Likely.

"That's right, I was on death row at the pound, but they came and adopted me! I am forever grateful..."