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'That was fun!'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

How The Sausage Is Eaten

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Back in 5 minutes!

"What about the five that fell through?"

"Make me one with everything!"

Hot Dog Animals: $2

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

Oh no ... Outsourcing

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

"The chef made some substitutions to tonight's menu. Instead of Escarots a la Bourguignonne, he's cooking hot dogs."

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

"They're marinated in hot water for six hours."

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

"Are the hot dogs the burned ones or the really burned ones?"

'I hear they're really good.'

"I brought my lunch."

'I usually take my new clients to nicer places. But my expense account isn't what it used to be.'

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

Hot dog warmer

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

Dogs of war.

'A three means I want to break for a hot dog.'

"Aren't you worried you might poison your customers?"