Hue Hero Mugs

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'I didn't read that scene, but I did highlight several passages.'

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

Beware of the Undergrowth.

Say speed

Watering the garden in the rain.

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

"He's retreated into nationalism."

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

I'm color blind, please help.

Planner at work.

Way to go

Speed limit 70mph and up.

Working in recovery of Hurricane

"My family's been working this land for at least 400 years...!"

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

A 'failed' brake check!

"Highlighting your Bible doesn't make you more spiritual than anyone else."

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

oh no - here comes the national trust again...

"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."

'This baby can do zero to sixty in four seconds flat!!'

Bob has natural animal magnetism.

'Get with it, buddy -- that mile of highway you adopted has snow all over it!'

Two hoses, one labeled 'H2' and the other '0'.