Hose Hero Mugs

Celebrate your hose hero with a mug that’s as witty and practical as they are. Perfect for starting their day with a smile and a reminder of their handy talents.

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The good fireman, bad fireman routine. mockup

The good fireman, bad fireman routine.

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Two boys having a water fight.

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Two hoses, one labeled 'H2' and the other '0'.

Two hoses, one labeled 'H2' and the other '0'. mockup

Two hoses, one labeled 'H2' and the other '0'.

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Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it. mockup

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

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'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.' mockup

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

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"You must be the newly qualified driver."

"You must be the newly qualified driver." mockup

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

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Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

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'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?' mockup

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

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"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop." mockup

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

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Zdeno Chara

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Say speed

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Kids playing ice hockey for a medal. mockup

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

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Watering the garden in the rain.

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Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles. mockup

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

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Bring It On!

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'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

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Way to go

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Goalie Wall.

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Giant sandwich bags.

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Speed limit 70mph and up.

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'I'm sure we'll hear about his hole-in-one!'

'I'm sure we'll hear about his hole-in-one!' mockup

'I'm sure we'll hear about his hole-in-one!'

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You look like a team player. I like that!

You look like a team player. I like that! mockup

You look like a team player. I like that!

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"Here's a video showing how to fix a toilet. It shows a guy calling a plumber."

"Here's a video showing how to fix a toilet. It shows a guy calling a plumber." mockup

"Here's a video showing how to fix a toilet. It shows a guy calling a plumber."

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A man working on a model airplane mockup

A man working on a model airplane

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'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.' mockup

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

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T-Rex: the Best Hockey Goalie

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A 'failed' brake check!

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Visual Gag Hosiery Hosiery for Hoses of all types

Visual Gag Hosiery Hosiery for Hoses of all types mockup

Visual Gag Hosiery Hosiery for Hoses of all types

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'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses." mockup

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

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"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!" mockup

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

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'This baby can do zero to sixty in four seconds flat!!'

'This baby can do zero to sixty in four seconds flat!!' mockup

'This baby can do zero to sixty in four seconds flat!!'

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The overly travelled road

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Abandon all hope,you who enter here. mockup

Abandon all hope,you who enter here.

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Truck scale to weigh the truck as well as a 'trucker scale' to weigh the driver

Truck scale to weigh the truck as well as a 'trucker scale' to weigh the driver mockup

Truck scale to weigh the truck as well as a 'trucker scale' to weigh the driver

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'Get with it, buddy -- that mile of highway you adopted has snow all over it!'

'Get with it, buddy -- that mile of highway you adopted has snow all over it!' mockup

'Get with it, buddy -- that mile of highway you adopted has snow all over it!'

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Hose Hero Mugs Collection

Hose Hero Pillows

Add a touch of humor and comfort to their space with our specially designed pillows that celebrate those who fix and create with flair.

Hose Hero Prints

Decorate their workshop or home with prints that honor the hose hero in everyone—fun, inspiring, and full of personality.

Hose Hero T-Shirts

Find the perfect expression of your hose hero’s spirit with our humorous t-shirts designed for DIY enthusiasts and handyman heroes alike.