Hockey Hero Mugs

'I don't know what gets into me around the holidays.'

Ice Hockey

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

"The defense rests"

'Now remember, keep your head up ...that's only a temporary brain in there.'

You look like a team player. I like that!

Goalie Wall.

"My kid needs new hockey equipment."

"As your advertising agency I recommend a cow as a mascot for you hockey team. Because cows do not have upper teeth."

T-Rex: the Best Hockey Goalie

"This is a tough hockey league. I'm just the team's webmaster."

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

I love hockey!

Zdeno Chara

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

Canadian Jesus

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

I love Basketball.

The Real March of the Penguins.

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Say speed

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Watering the garden in the rain.

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

'Overruled, you may continue.'

'His wife is very supportive.'

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

Way to go