Hay Hero Mugs

'Stop grumbling-on this farm everyone works.'

"He was a very good boy."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

Zdeno Chara

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

Say speed

"While you were under, I had all your friends come in and sign your heart stent."

"You can take her ... just pretend she's my mother."

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

Way to go

"Hey. . . in use!"

Speed limit 70mph and up.

Goalie Wall.

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

Working in recovery of Hurricane

You look like a team player. I like that!

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

'Do you think he knows we're carrying beef sandwiches?'

A 'failed' brake check!