Hay Hero Prints

'Stop grumbling-on this farm everyone works.'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"He was a very good boy."

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

Your heart is doing well with the pig valve we put in. Now, what was your question?

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

Say speed

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

Zdeno Chara

"While you were under, I had all your friends come in and sign your heart stent."

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

The briefs on the outside? Actually it started by accident when I used to change in phone booths.

Superman's laundry

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

"You can take her ... just pretend she's my mother."

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

Way to go

Working in recovery of Hurricane

Speed limit 70mph and up.

Goalie Wall.

"Hey. . . in use!"

"Uh-huh, I see... and how did you get along with the other adopted sections of this highway?"

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

You look like a team player. I like that!

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

'Do you think he knows we're carrying beef sandwiches?'

A 'failed' brake check!

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.