Hay Fever Hero Mugs

Hay fever hotline.

2021

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

The Three Wise Queens

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

Medical personnel give their hearts

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

Keyworker

Fighting Covid

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Fighting the Pandemic

Booster shots

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

Corona Funeral

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Whack-a-molecule

Economy

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'Sorry, staff shortage.'

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

Advances in Third World Healthcare

'Did you remove my appendix? Yes, both of them.'

'I told you not to complain about the hospital food!'

The New Normal

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'