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Hay fever hotline.

2021

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

The Three Wise Queens

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Keyworker

Fighting Covid

Medical personnel give their hearts

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Booster shots

Fighting the Pandemic

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

Whack-a-molecule

Economy

Corona Funeral

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'Sorry, staff shortage.'

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

The New Normal

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

Coronavirus

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

'Did you remove my appendix? Yes, both of them.'