Hay Fever Battler T-Shirts

Antihistamine tablets

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Computer Expert

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

'Romance in Swampland'

Drone Spray

'How long did you try before calling?'

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

Computer Virus

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

No fly zone

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

Woman in hospital: Pick up a leaflet, Pick up a bug.

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

Hay fever hotline.

Tennis Player.

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

'Wow, this computer virus is really something else!'

Heat and Food Poisoning

Gardener and the Giant Snail

Farmer to son: 'For heaven's sake Jeb! Get Bessie out of that tall grass now! Can't you see she's full of ticks?!'

"Those sinus pills you prescribed didn't work, doc...I put three up my nose every day for a week and I'm still congested!"

'I found the termites!'

Bloomin' moths!

'Heeey. Look what Randy have.'

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

A man is seated as his desk, looking up with a fly swatter in front of him and flies stuck to the front of the desk.

'Mozzie Mozzie Mozzie!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!'

The joy of killing a mosquito followed by the despair of realizing it already bit you.