Hay Fever Battler T-Shirts

Antihistamine tablets

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Computer Expert

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

'Romance in Swampland'

'How long did you try before calling?'

Drone Spray

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

Computer Virus

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

No fly zone

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

Woman in hospital: Pick up a leaflet, Pick up a bug.

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

Heat and Food Poisoning

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

Tennis Player.

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

'Wow, this computer virus is really something else!'

Gardener and the Giant Snail

Hay fever hotline.

Farmer to son: 'For heaven's sake Jeb! Get Bessie out of that tall grass now! Can't you see she's full of ticks?!'

"Those sinus pills you prescribed didn't work, doc...I put three up my nose every day for a week and I'm still congested!"

'I found the termites!'

Bloomin' moths!

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

'Heeey. Look what Randy have.'

'Hello Angus...I didn't recognise you.'

Wellen-Brecher

'Mozzie Mozzie Mozzie!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!'