Hay Fever Sufferer T-Shirts

'The first sign of spring...an allergy commercial!'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

Hay fever hotline.

"How Lovely. You brought me pollen."

We fell asleep on the hayride.

The sounds of spring.

"Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the heat..."

"Modern art?"

"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay."

"I bet you couldn't eat three."

"Ok, tough guy, let's see if you can take the unbearable tickle of your runny nose with the facial tissues just out of reach."

'The holes in this hay net are getting smaller! What are you trying to say buddy?!'

'That's the worst hay fever I've ever seen.'

Having disappeared during the Apple Festival Hayride two weeks earlier, Brad resurfaces in a meadow in Washington County.

'Oh, it's not that I don't like humans, it's just my allergies.'

Rapunzel On a Bad Hair Day

"This is a nasty rash. It's either a food allergy to curds and whey or contact dermatitis from the tuffet"

'I know that, reverend, but where does it say 'jury not'?'

'I only sneezed because I have hay fever.'

"Don't worry...with his swing, this is the safest place to stand."

"Allergy season."

'Thank you very much, but they don't want it inside. The deceased is allergic to flowers.'

Bless you!

'Bless you.'

"Oh, by the way. Did I mention that I'm kryptonite intolerant?"

"These? From shampoo testing? No it's the weirdest thing I'm really suffering with hayfever this year."

Rick Perry Tebows For A Miracle

"I have these pills to relieve hayfever but the side effects are watery eyes, a runny nose and sneezing."

Another dramatic moment ruined by seasonal allergies.