Hay Fever Sufferers T-Shirts

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"I'm here for the hair."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

'I'm sorry, Ralph, but you're going to have to move out - Prissy's allergy to your dandruff is getting worse.'

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

Hay fever hotline.

'I stopped to smell the flowers. Where's my inhaler?'

Barn Wedding

'The holes in this hay net are getting smaller! What are you trying to say buddy?!'

"Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the heat..."

"I bet you couldn't eat three."

'That's the worst hay fever I've ever seen.'

'I know that, reverend, but where does it say 'jury not'?'

"Allergy season."

Bless you!

"These? From shampoo testing? No it's the weirdest thing I'm really suffering with hayfever this year."

"Hypochondriac's Handbook. Where was I?"

"I have these pills to relieve hayfever but the side effects are watery eyes, a runny nose and sneezing."

'The first sign of spring...an allergy commercial!'

Bless You!

'You MUST cut the grass when you get out,my hayfever is getting worse.'

'Gesundheit! I hate to think what your allergies are going to be like once we're among real trees.'

"I see you, Jake--but does anyone have a question that's not about carpentry?"

Wax Museum - Please do not touch the thermostat.

'This composition was produced during the artist's Hay Fever period, and is simply entitled The Sneeze.'

Antihistamine tablets

"...and the pollen count is 126 today..."

'It hides your bald spot, but the halo made you look taller.'