Hayfever Hater T-Shirts

"These? From shampoo testing? No it's the weirdest thing I'm really suffering with hayfever this year."

Good News about winter

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

Confucius say: shut up.

"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!"

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

Hay fever hotline.

'Boy I love summer and the beach: So much bare skin to bite!'

'The pilgrim kids had corn pudding. We have pumpkin pie. I guess parents have always tried to pass vegetables off as dessert.'

"Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the heat..."

"OK...not taking a shower is not an option for teenage boys!"

The hills were alive with the sound of midges

'That's the worst hay fever I've ever seen.'

"It's not the heat or the humidity. It's the self-recrimination over not finding a way to get out of the city this summer."

'Just like nature, I abhor a vacuum - especially when I'm working!'

My New Year's resolution? To no longer suffer in silence. I will moan, whimper, and complain until you resolve to get the heater fixed.

"Don't worry...with his swing, this is the safest place to stand."

"Allergy season."

'Look who just blew in from Bordeaux.'

Bless you!

"I have these pills to relieve hayfever but the side effects are watery eyes, a runny nose and sneezing."

'The first sign of spring...an allergy commercial!'

"Gawd, I hate these water hazards!!"

"Trust me. We won't have to worry about my shadow any more."

Bless You!

'You MUST cut the grass when you get out,my hayfever is getting worse.'

'Gesundheit! I hate to think what your allergies are going to be like once we're among real trees.'

"There were only two things about Bryan that I simply could not stand - his breathing and is chewing."

Wax Museum - Please do not touch the thermostat.

'This composition was produced during the artist's Hay Fever period, and is simply entitled The Sneeze.'

Antihistamine tablets

"...and the pollen count is 126 today..."