Hayfever Humor T-Shirts

Bless you!

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

'Ah, Reeves - it's lonely on top!'

For Sale: Red Arrow

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

BARBER

Hay fever hotline.

'Co-pilot to pilot - I've located why the plane is out of balance.'

"Pssst! It's the invisible man. Try not to stare at his new hair piece."

'That's the worst hay fever I've ever seen.'

"Let's get married and start a global pandemic."

A planet like ours - "What?! I'm going to be a mayfly again?!"

"It means I don’t give a flying fuck."

Wanted For Arson

"Allergy season."

Sky dive: Wrong kind of wind.

"These? From shampoo testing? No it's the weirdest thing I'm really suffering with hayfever this year."

'The male pattern baldness is genetic, but your dense lower back hair appears to be a gypsy curse.'

'Hey - you groomin' my kid?'

Man crawls in the desert see a vending machine with a sign: Mirages - Morning, afternoon, evening

"I have these pills to relieve hayfever but the side effects are watery eyes, a runny nose and sneezing."

'You MUST cut the grass when you get out,my hayfever is getting worse.'

'Gesundheit! I hate to think what your allergies are going to be like once we're among real trees.'

Bless You!

'Do you ever worry about getting the D.T.'s?'

Antihistamine tablets

"It's really a lot of fun…. The unemployed men's chorus."