Hay Fever Sufferer Gifts

'The first sign of spring...an allergy commercial!'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

"How Lovely. You brought me pollen."

Hay fever hotline.

The sounds of spring.

"I bet you couldn't eat three."

"Modern art?"

"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay."

"Ok, tough guy, let's see if you can take the unbearable tickle of your runny nose with the facial tissues just out of reach."

'The holes in this hay net are getting smaller! What are you trying to say buddy?!'

"Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the heat..."

'That's the worst hay fever I've ever seen.'

Rapunzel On a Bad Hair Day

'I know that, reverend, but where does it say 'jury not'?'

'Oh, it's not that I don't like humans, it's just my allergies.'

"This is a nasty rash. It's either a food allergy to curds and whey or contact dermatitis from the tuffet"

'I only sneezed because I have hay fever.'

"Don't worry...with his swing, this is the safest place to stand."

"Allergy season."

'Thank you very much, but they don't want it inside. The deceased is allergic to flowers.'

'Bless you.'

Bless you!

"These? From shampoo testing? No it's the weirdest thing I'm really suffering with hayfever this year."

"I have these pills to relieve hayfever but the side effects are watery eyes, a runny nose and sneezing."

Another dramatic moment ruined by seasonal allergies.

"Gawd, I hate these water hazards!!"