Hay Fever Survivor Gifts

'This composition was produced during the artist's Hay Fever period, and is simply entitled The Sneeze.'

"I'm here for the hair."

'Take two asprin and stick your head in the the sand.'

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

'What's the diagnosis?' - '*Cough*' - 'It's not good, I'm afraid.' - 'Tell me. I have to know.' - 'You have man flu, Peel.' - 'Why, God? Why?!!' - 'I'm so sorry.' -

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

'You see, I'm allergic to dog dander....'

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

'I'm glad you two have finally met.'

"The tests came back positive. You're H2O intolerant."

Hay fever hotline.

'...Or, in layman's terms, Ay caramba!'

Asthma cats

Transmitting Swine Flu.

"Get me this! Get me that! Get me..."

'That's the worst hay fever I've ever seen.'

Pollen's Side of the Story

'Memo to staff: when using an apple to practice giving flu shots, don't leave it where I'll find it!'

'It's alright, it's only simulated sick.'

'Tony is allergic to the cat.'

"Allergy season."

"Severe lactose intolerance - he can't even look at a cow."

Hay Fever Preventives.

"These? From shampoo testing? No it's the weirdest thing I'm really suffering with hayfever this year."

'Gesundheit.'

"This is a fine time to discover you have an egg allergy, Fiona!"

"I have these pills to relieve hayfever but the side effects are watery eyes, a runny nose and sneezing."

'It's worse than I thought, you've got a peanut allergy.'

'Well, I don't know how you managed to mistake poison ivy for a fig leaf!'

'The first sign of spring...an allergy commercial!'

'We're out of anti-virals for Swine Flu, so here's so chicken soup.'

'Oh, Fred's not even here. . . I'm aware of nothing. I can't hear, see, think, smell, breath or move.'

Allergic-reaction man.