Hay Fever Humorist Gifts

'That's the worst hay fever I've ever seen.'

'Gesundheit! I hate to think what your allergies are going to be like once we're among real trees.'

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Noah's life jacket demonstration

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

Happy Hour 5-7. (Not really an hour, not really happy.) At last, truth in advertising.

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

'Whiskey and splash, sir.'

Do you mind if I mix a little business with pleasure and have a brief conversation with the waiter about the fly in my soup?

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

"Hallelujah!"

"Welcome to Trapeze Talent Inc. If you'd like us to catch you, fill out this form, and we'll get back to you if we're interested."

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

Hay fever hotline.

"I told you there's no 11th flooooor!"

"Was that me or did the oven buzzer go off?"

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

"The government wants us to wear these bonus hazard suits."

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

'All drinks are double the normal price - it makes me happy.'

'Get back...there's a thermometer in that filing cabinet that could leap out, smash on the floor and give someone a mild headache.'

'Except for that, how did the experimental plane perform?'

Frisbee Flies By Mountain Climbers

'Will you watch out! You're swarming in my way!'

I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea!

"Oh, come on—it's 8 a.m. somewhere."

Medieval message

'Why do you have safety decals on your mirror, Ma?'

mountain climer finding a guru wearing a covid mask and a sign that says 6 feet please.

"This seems like a bad idea."

Airport. Taxi. Everybody I drive to the airport seems to lose their fear of flying.

"For heaven’s sake, I said ‘fetch.’ Not ‘fly’!"

"Rodent droppings? Hey! We were wondering where they'd got to!"

Well, I told you to add yeast to your shampoo.

Bra falling from the sky.