Hay Fever Humorist Gifts

'That's the worst hay fever I've ever seen.'

'Gesundheit! I hate to think what your allergies are going to be like once we're among real trees.'

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Noah's life jacket demonstration

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

'Whiskey and splash, sir.'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

"Hallelujah!"

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

"Was that me or did the oven buzzer go off?"

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

Hay fever hotline.

"I told you there's no 11th flooooor!"

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

'All drinks are double the normal price - it makes me happy.'

"The government wants us to wear these bonus hazard suits."

'Get back...there's a thermometer in that filing cabinet that could leap out, smash on the floor and give someone a mild headache.'

I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea!

Frisbee Flies By Mountain Climbers

'Will you watch out! You're swarming in my way!'

'Except for that, how did the experimental plane perform?'

"For heaven’s sake, I said ‘fetch.’ Not ‘fly’!"

'Why do you have safety decals on your mirror, Ma?'

"Yes, back in 2020 your mother and I were locked away with no one but each other. . . why do you as Ko'Rona-Vyress?"

"Oh, come on—it's 8 a.m. somewhere."

"Rodent droppings? Hey! We were wondering where they'd got to!"

Medieval message

Bra falling from the sky.

"This seems like a bad idea."

'I hit my thumb with a hammer.' - 'Well, it wouldn't happen if you hold the hammer with both hands.'