High-flyer Hurricane Humorist Gifts

Sky dive: Wrong kind of wind.

'Flight simulator'

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

"Welcome to Trapeze Talent Inc. If you'd like us to catch you, fill out this form, and we'll get back to you if we're interested."

High tide.

Do you mind if I mix a little business with pleasure and have a brief conversation with the waiter about the fly in my soup?

'Ah, Reeves - it's lonely on top!'

Suez Canal Curse

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"I need a transfer from the wind tunnel departmnet please."

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

For Sale: Red Arrow

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

'For a little extra we can allocate you a seat inside the aircraft.'

"I always end up next to the weirdo!"

'Sorry sir, the 'No Steak and Lobster Jokes' sign just came on.'

"Wow, 27, not bad! Me, I've ruined 53 surfing competitions..."

Paramedics carrying a man away after his dinner.

"Does the radar make my backside look big?"

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

"I told you there's no 11th flooooor!"

'Co-pilot to pilot - I've located why the plane is out of balance.'

"OK, now here comes the lava."

Frisbee Flies By Mountain Climbers

'Except for that, how did the experimental plane perform?'

Luck

One of Indonesia's most feared Volcanoes: The mighty 'Kraka-toe-a'.

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"You think you're annoyed? The acoustics in here are terrible!"

'Next time the captain says to turn off your cell phone, just do it!'

"You know a lot about global warming. When will we be able to swim up central park west?"

'. . . If you need immediate help with the floods I understand Mrs Miggins at No. 9 has a canoe!'

'That's the worst hay fever I've ever seen.'