High-flyer Hurricane Humorist Pillows

Sky dive: Wrong kind of wind.

'Flight simulator'

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

High tide.

'Ah, Reeves - it's lonely on top!'

"I need a transfer from the wind tunnel departmnet please."

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

For Sale: Red Arrow

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

'For a little extra we can allocate you a seat inside the aircraft.'

"I always end up next to the weirdo!"

"I told you there's no 11th flooooor!"

'Sorry sir, the 'No Steak and Lobster Jokes' sign just came on.'

Paramedics carrying a man away after his dinner.

"Wow, 27, not bad! Me, I've ruined 53 surfing competitions..."

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

"Does the radar make my backside look big?"

'Co-pilot to pilot - I've located why the plane is out of balance.'

"OK, now here comes the lava."

Frisbee Flies By Mountain Climbers

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Luck

One of Indonesia's most feared Volcanoes: The mighty 'Kraka-toe-a'.

"You think you're annoyed? The acoustics in here are terrible!"

'Except for that, how did the experimental plane perform?'

'Next time the captain says to turn off your cell phone, just do it!'

'That's the worst hay fever I've ever seen.'

'. . . If you need immediate help with the floods I understand Mrs Miggins at No. 9 has a canoe!'

"You know a lot about global warming. When will we be able to swim up central park west?"

"For heaven’s sake, I said ‘fetch.’ Not ‘fly’!"