Hashtag Collector Gifts

'Dude, lame hashtag.'

Lynching on social media

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"#Win!"

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

#notblessed

"Another round?"

"I still maintain an online presence."

"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."

'Put down the coffee mug. I forget what you look like.'

'Tweet me when I'm flagged...hashtag 'drunk'.'

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

Day 4 of self-isolation and the strain was showing.

Knights of the iPhone

"This is our coffeemaker room."

"Help! Set me free!"

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.

Fishing for Peace.

Stop and Smell the Roses

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."