Tweet Collector Gifts

Archive for Presidential Tweets

A collection of Trump's most incendiary Tweets

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"Bigfoot"

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Bird Tweet.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'The worst thing is not having access to your e-mail.'

"I'm away from my desk right now..."

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'Twitter for goldfish.'

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

Pavlov's Cat

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

Ornithologist

Al, pardon me while I check in on Facebook from "Loonytown."

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

Dinosaur Group Think

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."