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"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

"I lost all my hair to the texting bubbles that came and went without saying a word."

"Today, charges that Putin hacked Trump's tweets..."

No, boss, we still don't have an emoticon that says 'I'm laughing all the way to the bank.''

"What do you mean, I hardly moved all night? I was constantly dancing around politics, religion and the weather."

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

Stock Exchange.

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

Twitter Prison

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

'I haven't been in any academic journals but I do get my Tweets re-Tweeted a lot.'

'I told you not to live-tweet this.'

'You're entitled to one text message, 160 characters max, so you better make it count.'

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

"It's over between us Brian. . . as soon as I've announced it on twitter."

'If you can hear me, Larry Gligstein, please send a text to 555-703-7193

'I just got a hex message from Zelda.'

'I occasionally need to read my tweets to remember what I was doing.'

"Of course I love you . . . didn't you see my Twitter feed?"

"Well, you're the least experienced candidate, but you're the only one who understands social media. Congratulations, the job is yours."

Opticians Sign With Modern Text Acronyms

"My big fat ego has just discovered Twitter!"

'I can't do that project --- tweeting is taking up my life.'

"Click heels... needed ASAP... in Kansas."

"Always blame your mistakes on autocorrect and watch out for that tree."

'Wait, someone just sent me a hex message.'

'Has anyone ever told you your tweets are Hemingwayesque?'