Tweet Wizard Prints

Oymoticons

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

No, boss, we still don't have an emoticon that says 'I'm laughing all the way to the bank.''

"What do you mean, I hardly moved all night? I was constantly dancing around politics, religion and the weather."

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

Stock Exchange.

Twitter Prison

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

'You're entitled to one text message, 160 characters max, so you better make it count.'

'If you can hear me, Larry Gligstein, please send a text to 555-703-7193

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

'I just got a hex message from Zelda.'

'I occasionally need to read my tweets to remember what I was doing.'

"Well, you're the least experienced candidate, but you're the only one who understands social media. Congratulations, the job is yours."

'Has anyone ever told you your tweets are Hemingwayesque?'

Opticians Sign With Modern Text Acronyms

"Click heels... needed ASAP... in Kansas."

"Always blame your mistakes on autocorrect and watch out for that tree."

'Wait, someone just sent me a hex message.'