Tweet Chatter Prints

'I invited them in with a Tweet!'

The Proust of Twitter

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

Ornithologist

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"Your difficulty communicating how you really feel, is because of your inherent inability to display complex emotion."

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

'How did you cope before 24-hour rolling gossip?'

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

"When I Say Tweet, You Say Tweet!"

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

"It's lunchtime! Have you finished saying 'Good Morning' on your WhatsApp Groups?"

The twittering president.