Tweet Tweet Tweeter Prints

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Bird Tweet.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

The Proust of Twitter

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

tRUMp, Pirate President

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

Ornithologist

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

'Wow, these messages are even shorter than twitter tweets.'

Whoever said "Brevity is the soul of wit" must have not read many tweets!

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

"So then I thought...who needs speech writers when I can just recite all my old tweets!"

"When I Say Tweet, You Say Tweet!"

Tweet

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

"Hurry - get the family. I think he's about to communicate his final angry retweet."

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

"It was his tweets I fell in love with first!"

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."

'I occasionally need to read my tweets to remember what I was doing.'

My Fair Lady Twitter

Tweet

The twittering president.