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'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

The Proust of Twitter

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

Ornithologist

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

"When I Say Tweet, You Say Tweet!"

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."

'I occasionally need to read my tweets to remember what I was doing.'

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The twittering president.