Chatter Prints

Wordplay 11. Repetition & on & on & on. . .

'She doesn't just hold a conversation, she strangles it.'

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."

Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.

"We just can't justify the expense of cheese, let alone the upkeep of the maze."

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

Hot Line

'From the Mouth of Arthur Baskin.'

"You're not fooling me. I can spot 'fake mews'."

'Are you in here tonight?'

"Your difficulty communicating how you really feel, is because of your inherent inability to display complex emotion."

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

'We know it makes you happy, but your father and I think you're spending too much time on the computer.'

'Can't you tell people about our new swimming pool without saying I've 'gone off the deep end?''

"It's lunchtime! Have you finished saying 'Good Morning' on your WhatsApp Groups?"

'I'll slap the both of you if you don't knock off the chit chat.'

'HEY,no Tongue!'

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

Well look, I'm afraid I really must run...

'What's that supposed to mean!?!'

'The reason I never finish my homework is that I spend too much time tweeting about how I have too much homework.'

"No problem, B. J. I can talk and baste at the same time."

Online Dating

New Space Shuttle Mission: Deployment of the First Orbiting Telemarketer

"We had him neutered,"

I was telling him a story of my granddaughter's wedding.

"The Over-Sharing Economy"

'Why don't you come to my birthday party? It'll be a great place for networking...'

'I tell you what: Mistress' lap was so much more comfortable before she started her diet...'