Tweet Twiddler Pillows

Twitter Prison

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

Champagne Bubble

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

Early Tech Support

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

"There he goes flaunting his opposable thumb again."

'Wow, these messages are even shorter than twitter tweets.'

Archive for Presidential Tweets

"When I Say Tweet, You Say Tweet!"

More than two million years have passed between the evolution of the opposable thumb and the invention of the wheel.

Tweet

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

"It was his tweets I fell in love with first!"

'I occasionally need to read my tweets to remember what I was doing.'

"Fred Hoskins-you've turned pro,then?"

Eric Clapton.

"Cheater"

'Call you back. I've got an important tweet coming in.'

Follow me on Twiddle my thumbs.

'And don't tread on my toes.'

School of Dance

Ballet Beggar.

Little ballerina.

"I do apologise, it's just that your dancing is so infectious."

Musk Musk Musk

'I invited them in with a Tweet!'

'We wanna open a budgie account...'

'Clear the floor, vacuum nose, and watch how the tango is really done!'

Retweet

Tonight: "Ballet." I can't understand it

Pile of Music Notes

Lay Off the Blackberry!

'I lost Bart's trail, but I'm still following him on twitter.'