Tune Twiddler Pillows

"Fred Hoskins-you've turned pro,then?"

Eric Clapton.

"Cheater"

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

New music conference

Champagne Bubble

The Work-from-Home-Polka

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

Early Tech Support

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Book on Thumb Twiddling

Fuzz - Nigel can twiddle his drumsticks.

Musical Pondering.

"There he goes flaunting his opposable thumb again."

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

'I have this constant ringing in my ears. I think I have tinnitus.' - 'Does it sound like an 'eeeeeee' or a 'shhhhh'?' - 'It's like the murmer of a thousand forgotten souls quietly lamenting past sorrows.' - 'Hmmm. I don't have a checkbox for that, sadly.

Twitter Prison

The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe.

'Moon, June...'

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

"I'm composing a song for the new administration. It's entitled, 'Hell to the chief'."

More than two million years have passed between the evolution of the opposable thumb and the invention of the wheel.

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

"Here's one I wrote about not being able to come up with one of those 'Here's One I Wrote About' songs."

Students singing 'Now we know our A-B-Os'

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

'Technical Support. While you're on hold for the next hour, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '

Follow me on Twiddle my thumbs.

'And don't tread on my toes.'

Musician

School of Dance

They changed their tunes.