Tune Twiddler Mugs

"Fred Hoskins-you've turned pro,then?"

Eric Clapton.

"Cheater"

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

New music conference

Champagne Bubble

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

The Work-from-Home-Polka

Early Tech Support

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

I'm a songbird. He's my lyricist.

Book on Thumb Twiddling

Fuzz - Nigel can twiddle his drumsticks.

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

Musical Pondering.

"There he goes flaunting his opposable thumb again."

'I have this constant ringing in my ears. I think I have tinnitus.' - 'Does it sound like an 'eeeeeee' or a 'shhhhh'?' - 'It's like the murmer of a thousand forgotten souls quietly lamenting past sorrows.' - 'Hmmm. I don't have a checkbox for that, sadly.

Twitter Prison

The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe.

'Moon, June...'

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

"I'm composing a song for the new administration. It's entitled, 'Hell to the chief'."

More than two million years have passed between the evolution of the opposable thumb and the invention of the wheel.

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

Police Dept. Public Information Office. This press release should say "We have not yet gathered evidence," not "We're clueless"!

"Here's one I wrote about not being able to come up with one of those 'Here's One I Wrote About' songs."

School of Music. If you need perseverance to be a musician, what's all this I hear about unfinished symphonies?

Students singing 'Now we know our A-B-Os'

Dido

Follow me on Twiddle my thumbs.

'Technical Support. While you're on hold for the next hour, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '

'And don't tread on my toes.'