Hashtag Hunter Prints

"Diaper change" is trending again.

Lynching on social media

"#Win!"

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

Bird Tweet.

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'What does coincide mean?' 'It's what you do when it starts to rain.'

"I propose the next person who says 'it is what it is,' we beat the living hell out of him."

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

#notblessed

~ S.O.S.

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"I just tweeted a chirp."

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

Science Journal. Editor. Ernie, we need a headline that will interest the general public in our artificial supernovas. "Big stars involved in nasty breakups"!

'Tweet me when I'm flagged...hashtag 'drunk'.'

'Follow the revolution on Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Blogspot,,,'

"I still maintain an online presence."

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

Spot the Higgs Boson competition

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.

Knights of the iPhone

"Look at me, sweetie...Do something cut for mommy..."

"I'm on Facebook, dear. Do we want to friend this revolution?"

'I'd join Twitter, but I'm worried I'll make a hash of it.'

"Give me an F-Hashtag."

'I told you not to live-tweet this.'

"#skydiving"

The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Gets Repossessed

If a tree falls in the forest but there's no hashtag for it ...

"Psst! Strongest hashtags in town, pal."