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Why I Liked Your Tweet: An Infographic

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

Ornithologist

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

"When I Say Tweet, You Say Tweet!"

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

'I occasionally need to read my tweets to remember what I was doing.'

The twittering president.

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'I got the ain't nobody reading my tweets blues.'