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Why I Liked Your Tweet: An Infographic

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Bird Tweet.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

Ornithologist

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

'Wow, these messages are even shorter than twitter tweets.'

Whoever said "Brevity is the soul of wit" must have not read many tweets!

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

"When I Say Tweet, You Say Tweet!"

"So then I thought...who needs speech writers when I can just recite all my old tweets!"

If a tree falls in the forest but there's no hashtag for it ...

"It was his tweets I fell in love with first!"

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."

'I occasionally need to read my tweets to remember what I was doing.'

My Fair Lady Twitter

'I'm thinking of writing a tweet.'

The twittering president.

Tweet

I'm your ghost twitterer. It's a marketing vehicle for your radio show. You're stealing my identity because if you used your own, no one would follow your tweets! You've got 3,000 followers. They're living to read about your every movement. Beating on pause. Beating on pause.

'It appears your son has a tweeting disorder'