Tweet Talker Mugs

Musk Musk Musk

Bird Tweet.

The Proust of Twitter

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Moo Out Loud

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

WTF?

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

Ornithologist

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

Twitter Prison

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

'Wow, these messages are even shorter than twitter tweets.'

Whoever said "Brevity is the soul of wit" must have not read many tweets!

'I haven't been in any academic journals but I do get my Tweets re-Tweeted a lot.'

"So then I thought...who needs speech writers when I can just recite all my old tweets!"

I hear we're called gen txt. It's demeaning. Suggests our lives revolve 'round shallow misspelled missives. No dout! You're not helping me here. Y U usin big words? Hirz link 2 utube vid of cat pukin. Awsum!

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

"Hurry - get the family. I think he's about to communicate his final angry retweet."

"It's over between us Brian. . . as soon as I've announced it on twitter."

"It was his tweets I fell in love with first!"

"When I Say Tweet, You Say Tweet!"

'I told you not to live-tweet this.'

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."