Tweeting Thinker T-Shirts

I Tweet, Therefore I am.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

Bird Tweet.

The Proust of Twitter

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Arthur Schopenhauer

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

Climate Change -- You are here.

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

A globe detaches itself from its stand and falls into a rubbish bin in the offices of the (fictional) Institute of Environmental Forecasting

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

'We are an environmentally sensitive organization. We will have to do a background check on the size of your carbon footprint before we can make an offer of employment.'

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

The Ship of Fools. The earth as a ship, heading for destruction as people party, oblivious to the danger

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

'Is it me, Fiona, or the hole in the ozone?'

Ecological Therapy

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'