Scholarly Socializer Mugs

CS560692"He's a prolific publisher on Twitter."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

Quiz Night...

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

"I finally lost a few ounces with my activity tracker. I took it off."

"Would you like to be notified by text when I'm bored and want to go home?"

The Devil's advocaat.

Getting old...

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

'This is Dr Grumbacher, Professor Emeritus of Comparative Philology. Perhaps he could tell you the difference between an adverb and an adjective.'

'She's spring cleaning and you?'

'I think it's finally accurate to say that literally everyone is misusing the word 'literally'.'

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

Will Make You Sick So You Can Go Home.

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

"Every bar has its obnoxious drunk."

'I wish my wife would stop playing mind games with me. I'm tired of losing.'

It's called 'Pretentious.' It tastes like crap, but it's $100 per bottle!

Cliques Amongst Mathematicians.

"David! It's only trendy to drink beer straight from the bottle!"

'Well I'd love to stay and chat, but this is one of those 'get things done' days.'

"I moved here just six months ago and already I'm part of the local color."

Running on Empty

'Mrs Gridlington doesn't like being referred to as 'duck' or 'dearie'...so I just call her 'the old trout'!'

'I'm going to have a few drinks with the guys...don't wait up for me.'

"Maybe we should change the name of the parish to something cool, like the Protestants do and add a coffee bar."

'For a laugh I decided to have a potato chip tattooed on my arm - but the thing about potato chips, you can never stop at just one!'

"I thought, 'Join me in a cup of coffee', was just an expression!"

"Your family is pretty messed up."

"The other thing I love about drinking is that you can't do it online."