Scholarly Socializer T-Shirts

CS560692"He's a prolific publisher on Twitter."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

Quiz Night...

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

'Bloody Cheek, that Gayle fellow criticising test cricket.'

"Would you like to be notified by text when I'm bored and want to go home?"

"I finally lost a few ounces with my activity tracker. I took it off."

The Devil's advocaat.

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

Getting old...

"I'm on Facebook, dear. Do we want to friend this revolution?"

'This is Dr Grumbacher, Professor Emeritus of Comparative Philology. Perhaps he could tell you the difference between an adverb and an adjective.'

'I think it's finally accurate to say that literally everyone is misusing the word 'literally'.'

'She's spring cleaning and you?'

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

Will Make You Sick So You Can Go Home.

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

"Every bar has its obnoxious drunk."

'I wish my wife would stop playing mind games with me. I'm tired of losing.'

Cliques Amongst Mathematicians.

It's called 'Pretentious.' It tastes like crap, but it's $100 per bottle!

'Well I'd love to stay and chat, but this is one of those 'get things done' days.'

"David! It's only trendy to drink beer straight from the bottle!"

"I moved here just six months ago and already I'm part of the local color."

Running on Empty

'Mrs Gridlington doesn't like being referred to as 'duck' or 'dearie'...so I just call her 'the old trout'!'

'I'm going to have a few drinks with the guys...don't wait up for me.'

'For a laugh I decided to have a potato chip tattooed on my arm - but the thing about potato chips, you can never stop at just one!'

"Maybe we should change the name of the parish to something cool, like the Protestants do and add a coffee bar."

"The other thing I love about drinking is that you can't do it online."

Bar. Don’t apologize for calling me a porpoise … Heck, I thought you were a crocodile!

"Your family is pretty messed up."