Satirical Socializer T-Shirts

'Well I'd love to stay and chat, but this is one of those 'get things done' days.'

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

The prying mantis,

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"Yes, one is a dog."

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Horse statue throws off rider.

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

Quiz Night...

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

"I'm after the history section."

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

Inhospitality tent.

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

"Congratulations! It's a pass."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"God help us, it's that guy."

"It keeps me from looking at my phone every two seconds."

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

"Sometimes I have this awful feeling I'm really a West Side Person."

"Do you mind if I not listen while you talk?"

"All the better to ignore you with."

" ... and this is my wife - I'm legally obligated to tell you that."

'I'm Anna Nicole Smith. But not THE Anna Nicole Smith!'

'Oh no! The sharp elbowed middle class!'

"Would you like to be notified by text when I'm bored and want to go home?"

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'